- Why, oh why, can't they put peanut butter in short, fat tubs (like butter or Cool Whip) instead of
tall, skinny ones? More peanut butter gets on the handle of the knife and on my knuckles than
ends up on my toast!
- Oxymoron: Too many brownies!
- When you're standing there waiting your turn at the bank, in the checkout line, etc., you're in line, not online.
- "Expecially", "supposably", & "ekcetera" are NOT words!!
- Well, it took me three weeks, but I finally got around to posting this here. It's my new favorite saying...
Procrastinate now!
- The biggest travesty in sports is the overtime cointoss in the NFL. The team that wins the cointoss wins the game most of the time.
Do we really want that? College football's overtime is better, but not much. With college's rules, the score and many personal statistics
get artificially inflated. Here's my proposal for a better system.
- Bud Selig is an idiot and a crook. Anyone who thinks otherwise is also an idiot.
- It's a PIN, not a PIN number. And you use that number at the ATM, not the ATM machine. Same for your car; it's a VIN, not a VIN number.
- Speaking of cars, anyone who drives around in a convertable with the top down and the windows up should have his picture posted somewhere online
(faces blurred so no one can do it intentionally just for the recognition) so he can see how stupid he looks.
- When I lived in Pittsburgh, Joe DiNardo gave the weather forcast on Channel 4 (WTAE). He's been there for 30+ years. Every night, he gives us the high temp. and the low, then
adds them up and divides by two and tells everyone that the average temperature for the day was whatever number he calculated. Hey Joe, that's not the average temperature for the day!!! Not even close.
It could be 80 degrees all day and fall to 60 degrees at 11pm when a thunder shower rolls in. The average would be somwhere a little under 80. The average would NOT be 70 degrees, but that's what ol' Joe would tell us.
- My favorite number is pi.
- My wife's favorite is 'like 9', as in "There were only like 9 french fries in my happy meal".
Variations are good too. "There were like 900 people in front of me in the checkout line." or
"We have like 9,000 channels and there's nothin' good on tv!"
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